Old King

Stinky Toes

By Baxter Owen Graham

"The following story contains some prose and subject matter that may not disturb anyone.

It's about an old stinky king, and he has a quandary. Old King Stinky Toes loves his subjects, but his toes smell really bad. And when we say 'bad,' we mean it in the legendary sense. So bad, in fact, Old King Stinky Toes has inspired a virtuous children's book with the courageous title, Old King Stinky Toes.

 The book, Old King Stinky Toes, is sure to be an odoriferous hit, and it was blissfully created by my son, his fourth grade teacher and me, his proud father.
- Robert H. Graham, 3/08/05

 

"FORTUNATELY, FLATULENT KINGS FEET FEND OFF DRAGON FROM FLATTENING VILLAGE!

Hey folks, Montana is in love with Old King Stinky Toes!"

- James Martin, Whitefish, MT.

 

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